In this article, I will list 7 reasons why I’m doing it. Obviously, I can’t speak for other men.
Here are my 7 reasons for lifting weights:
#1) I have a small dick
Men with big dicks don’t need any external markers of value because they already have all they need between their legs. There’s a reason why the dick is called “manhood”.
If men with small dicks still want to pass as men, they need to compensate.
Rich men compensate the lack of their dick size by buying muscle cars.
Since I’m not rich I can’t buy an expensive car. The cheapest way to do it is lifting weights and building muscle.
#2) I’m doing it for girls
We all know that girls don’t like muscles. They only care about money.
Yet, I’m still building muscles for girls. One day will come and they will wake up to see the value of muscles in a man. I’m full of hope.
#3) I’m not confident
Confident men don’t need to build muscles.
Since I’m a shy, timid guy who lacks confidence, I decided to lift weights with the hopes that it will build me some confidence.
I’m still shy and timid but if I keep lifting, one day I will build all the confidence I need.
#4) I’m stupid
Smart men invest in their brains.
The last time I read a book was at primary school. Reading books is boring and honestly, I have trouble in understanding what books talk about.
Lifting weights is not like that. It’s easy to understand. You lift weights and your muscles grow. Simple as that.
#5) I’m secretly gay
I know that I said I’m lifting weights for girls. But this doesn’t contradict with what I will say now.
I can’t think of any other reason for a grown man going to a place like a weight room full of muscular men. There are very few women in the weight room.
Now, I didn’t have any sexual encounters with any other man and I’m not attracted to men.
But, obviously, there’s a secret gay hiding inside of me waiting for it’s time to come out.
#6) I’m a narcissist
I like watching my muscular body in the mirror. I like putting pictures of my body on the internet.
I’m a narcissist. That’s why.
Normal people don’t do this kind of shit.
#7) I have no other accomplishments in life
Lifting weights and building a terrific body is an excellent way to hide your failures in the other areas of your life.
Building muscle is extremely easy. Any dipshit can do it.
Since I’m lazy, I chose the easiest way to appear successful.
I lift weights, build muscles and people ignore my other failures in life.
When you want to improve yourself, there will always be people trying to bully you out of it.
Just ignore them and do your thing.
Never let anybody stop you.